It was sometime in the afternoon on Friday the 27th of March that the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India unexpectetdly released the Net Neutrality consultation paper.
The spectrum auctions had ended on the 25th of March, and I expected that it would be at least a week or two before they release the paper. There’s a pattern: Firstly, regulators usually focus on one thing at a time, so I knew there would be nothing until the spectrum auctions finish. They also take a bit of a breather between issues, to wait for the news cycle related to the previous issue to die down. The paper being released just two days after the auction ended was unusual.
What was not unusual was that they released the paper on a Friday. Governments typically prefer to release consultations or orders on Friday: it’s the end of the week, and journalists turn in their articles for the week and most of them take the weekend off. A fresh news cycle begins on Monday. This probably staves off further scrutiny of whatever is being done.
I already had plans for Friday: I was going all the way to Gurgaon from North Delhi to meet an old friend (and as we did when we met, get drunk). I skimmed through the paper, and it seemed overwhelming and long.
I posted a tweet with a link to the paper, and asked people to mail me if they wanted to work with me over the weekend to help simplify the paper. I called Apar and told him we need to get started with this, and asked him for help. He was on board: we had discussed Net Neutrality during the Shreya Singhal case. Raman, on the other hand, was on a break: he had left Google a few weeks prior, and at that time, was out of the country, on a beach somewhere I think, and seemingly offline.
Then I mailed Gursimran Khamba for help. Khamba and I had followed each other on Twitter for a few years. On 2011, he had mailed to interview me for a 5000 word paper he was planning for his media studies subject at Tata Institute of Social Sciences on the IT Act. We never ended up having that chat. A couple of years later I had connected him with a friend (Sidharth Rao of Webchutney for some benefit events for HopeMonkey, which Sid had funded).
We had met twice briefly before this: Once I had landed up at an Open Mic at a bar in South Extension in Delhi where Khamba was trying out new material. This was well before he was famous. Another time, we met with a common friend (Surekha Pillai) once, after a gig in Delhi.
I mailed him because a year before, in June 2014, John Oliver had done a show on Net Neutrality, as the fifth episode of the first season of “Last Week Tonight”. The number of comments sent to the US’ Federal Communications Commission let to them voting to reclassify broadband as a utility in the US in 2015. Given my plan to push for 10,000 submissions to the TRAI, I thought the only way to get to that number was to get AIB (All India Bakchod), a comedy group that Khamba was a part of, to do something.
To be honest, I wasn’t sure if AIB would help. This was a tough year for them and they had been in silent mode for a few months after they had got into trouble because of the AIB roast, which was held in Mumbai in December, and was uploaded to YouTube in January 2015. The outrage that followed was significant enough for them to almost go underground. There were lawsuits filed against them. In fact, that’s how I first met Tanmay Bhat. Vijay Nair, co-founder and CEO of Only Much Louder, which managed AIB’s business, was an old friend. Vijay and I first met in an unusual way in 2004. I used to go for a lot of music gigs, and he used to organise them. I remember one day, I was at home, and I recognised Zephyretta (by Them Clones) playing. It was one of my favourite indie songs. I stepped out of my house, and it sounded like it was being played live. I got into my car and drove towards the music, to Sri Ram College of Commerce (SRCC) in Delhi University and landed up at a music concert. There I recognised Vijay (I don’t remember how I recognised him) and went over and said hi. His brother, Ajay, used to be “Mage” at an online forum called Freshlimesoda, where I had been “Alter Ego”, and I remember using that as a reference to start a conversation.
Our paths crossed again once I started writing about the digital industry, especially digital music. We met at Nokia Music Connects in Mumbai a few times. He was in Delhi often, and we ended up meeting several times in Delhi and Mumbai, including at gigs, parties and the NH7 weekender, which he used to organise. I went for the NH7 Weekender to Pune from Delhi for most of the initial years, and was the only journalist who paid for his ticket, according to Vijay. I wanted to support the scene.
Vijay needed some help from me: he was coming to Delhi, and wanted to meet. He was planning to go for the AAP government swearing-in at Ramlila Maidan on February 16th, but I told him that I’m not really interested in spending half my Sunday morning at a political rally. We were to meet at the Lalit (opposite Barakhamba Road) early in the morning, at around 8.30am. It wasn’t very far away from the Ramlila Maidan. I reached there in the morning and waited for Vijay. He was late, not for the first time. Eventually, after almost an hour of waiting, just as I was to leave, he called. He reached the Lalit shortly, and suggested that I join him at the swearing him. We can chat there, he said.
I got into his car, and Tanmay Bhat was there, along with Rega Jha, then the editor of Buzzfeed India. We went for the swearing in, and Vijay and I sat separately from Tanmay and Rega, and we discussed the lawsuits filed against AIB. Once the swearing in was over, we found that his car couldn’t pick us up because there were just too many people exiting Ramlila Maidan. The roads were packed. We decided to walk to Connaught Place, and grab lunch at Monkey Bar. As we walked from Ramlila Maidan towards CP, every few meters, someone would stop us to take a selfie with Tanmay.
This made me realise that for all the outrage about the AIB roast, regular people who had watched it really didn’t mind. If nothing else, it had only enhanced AIB’s celebrity status. I don’t remember any of the conversation from that day– except for a weird instance where my water alarm went off (with an drinking water sound), and Tanmay turned to me and said “Dude. What IS that?” — but I did find Tanmay very authentic. He is genuinely smart and funny, and just seemed like a guy who enjoys making people laugh.
I don’t know if any of this had an impact on AIB’s decision to work with the Net Neutrality campaign, but this meeting did give me the idea of reaching out to them. On the day the TRAI paper came out, I didn’t have Tanmay’s email address or number, so it all depended on Khamba. I sent him a short, sharp email at 3:35PM:
“Trai’s consultation paper on net neutrality is out. Over the next week or so, am preparing a response and a simplified paper. Is there any way you can help get the word out and people to participate? Trai favors telcos who have pushed for this consultation, and telcos have a very strong lobby. We need 15000 responses to counter their 10, and get people to tell Ravi Shankar Prasad to stop this.”
Khamba responded within a minute (at 3:36PM), saying “For sure. How do you think we can help? Will be more than happy.”
At that time, I didn’t actually know how.
I said something silly via email to Khamba: “One would be memes. Have an idea for a small crazy sketch as an appeal.” My only big idea here was to get AIB involved: they were approachable, I knew how to approach them, and I had hope.
I’d just taken a long-shot, and it hit bullseye.
Khamba connected me with Rohan Joshi and Ashish Shakya for a call. I took the call with Rohan and Ashish on my way to Gurgaon. I think they said they’d get back to me with ideas, but I’m not sure if we discussed a video then. I reached Gurgaon, met my friend, and bored him with conversations about Net Neutrality and rants about telecom operators while we got drunk.
The Net Neutrality campaign had begun.